Man, chillaxin, dude that is so 'smokin dope' brahhhh. Way out duuuuude. Lets get some reefer, yeah????

You'll need to speak to my brother for some.

Ahem, yeah- I like the words 'dude' 'cool' 'awesome' and 'spiffy', and I've never touched drugs ever (except this one time I did a bong, but it was forced upton me by my brother and his mates, ans since I dont smoke either, I didnt enjoy it).

I shudder when I see doccumentries on the telly about young people and youth culture- the gibberish they talk is hard to understand, its almost as though they dont teach english in school anymore, and instead use some kind of sub-dialect, known as 'chavish' or 'chav-speak'. I hate chavs...

It tough keeping up with it. What? Now that's the best come back I could think of for the kids. What? Got to make that "What the hell are you talking about face with it though." Then "What" is much more effective.

It taken me a while to get use to sick being a good thing.

You did her!?!? You are one sick bastard!

that just didn't make sense but...

You did her!?!? You are one sick bastard!

Now that just leaves no doubt.

I prefer the term 'jammy' (pronounced jam-e) bastard myself, but thats just me... :lol: