I'll bet it didn't have any crap in it either, I'm sure it was scared shitless !

Thats not funny .

I was not going to hit it, the cat bit me and I was getting my own back. That cat lived to 25 as well, mean as hell till it went senile and loved everyone! Never really got sick, just died in its sleep, I hope I am that lucky.

ha! i can beat 7 stitches. i just got 13 stitches in my leg.

As long as you did'nt hurt him it's all good & your still my friend :lol:.

Green guy got mad...

Green guy catch cat...

Green guy hang cat in box from tree...

Green guys cat escapes

Green guy mad

Hmm, what does a green kermit turn when he's mad?

Gurple?

Bad joke, I know.
Get off of me -_-

Kermite? Is that Kermit's only weakness?

Yeah, that cat got the better of me more than once... I do like cats, and generally all pets. Most that I meet really like me too, I guess I am not threatening, or smell good?

Could be worse...

That would be fat chicks... Nothing runs me off faster than some bovine bitches... Especially ones that think they are hot, eeeeewwwww:lol:

:rofl: It seems Kermit and I have something in common. What's worse is that they always wear tight clothes.... :puke:

Oh the flab! The horrible flab!

You mean you don't like it when their shirts look like a sausage skin ? :rofl:

I like a "thick" woman but not flabby.

:rofl:

I spotted some heffers yesterday in Walmart. Sad thing is I overheard them making fun of this young, skinny college girl walking by them... I almost died laughing. They were making fun of her short shorts, but yet they were wearing low cut, sausage skin tops that exposed every nook and cranny...

Quick joke: How do you find a fat woman's privates?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. :lol:

slap her fat azz and ride the wave in :yes:

Their flabby sag arms are called "bingo wings"

:rofl::rofl: I like that one!!