Man, with Lincpimp I never come out on top:rofl:

I do not think I could handle your fat azz and dat chair on me, dawg... So you have to be on bottom, fo shizzle.

I picture a kind of harness system, like that chick in "The Big Lebowski" who comes flying through the air slinging paint all around.

OK then... If we haven't yet scared of the OP with our quasi-creepy innuendo, let us know how the project turns out, LOL.

Hmm, like a pleasure swing? I cannot imagine anything strapped to Haold that could have anything to do with pleasure... Well, maybe if Hippie is close by with a bowling ball and a can of spray cheese.

Sounds like all you are missing is some whipped cream.

Might also need a quick release on the harness and make sure you have a safety word - you had better both know what it is too. I would hate to have someone hurt, it would dampen the entertainment value I am getting out of this.

You would think, but I have a feeling Harold is lactose intollerant...

A safety word is a great idea, when things are happening "outside the box". Personally I do not go outside the box...