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Originally Posted by magman (Post 406171)

Not to criticize you but, you did give the pimp a hard time.....:whistle:

you need to explain the learn to English concept to us.:neutral:

Practicing his Chinglish for a career in writing instruction manuals for cheap electronics sold at Walmart?

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Originally Posted by Finnster (Post 406182)

Practicing his Chinglish for a career in writing instruction manuals for cheap electronics sold at Walmart?

nice:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Finnster (Post 406158)

Now those other "world" sports, like soccer (*ahem* football...,) tennis, cricket, rugby, road races where you turn L and R... those are the homosexual sports, so we don't care if we don't win those, because we're not gay.. so stop looking at us like that or we'll kick your ass!

There's nothing more manly than watching grown men; padded, helmeted & dressed in lycra running around slapping each others arses inbetween reach arounds

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Originally Posted by PBO (Post 406197)

There's nothing more manly than watching grown men; padded, helmeted & dressed in lycra running around slapping each others arses inbetween reach arounds

Indisputably. What could be more manly than the leader of the team, the quarterback, have a row of enormous hulking men bend over in front of him, presenting their spacious asscheeks, while the QB gets behind the biggest one, the center, and places his hands in the guys crotch, not two knuckles away from his jewelbag and have him stand awaiting his command? The men are trained to not even flinch, and just stand at the ready for the leader's command to turn over their ball to him, then proceed to wrestle and fight a line of other enraged, hulking men clawing and shoving for the chance to rape the ball from the dear leader's hands and throw him to the ground.
Less manly men may be intimidated by all the perceived homo-erotic overtones and say, "hey man, I don't want to shove my hands in your musky spots. Maybe just throw me the ball bro." The manly men are so manly they don't even consider the thought.

Sorta like Greco-Roman wrestling, invented by the two least gay societies to have ever existed, where two sweaty men enter a ring and entangle and fight to prove who dominates, who comes out on top, who is def not gay, as the rule is its only gay if you're the one on bottom playing catcher.

Damn... that kinda just ruined football for me...anyway....

Public Service Security announcement: The TSA is now screening babies for explosives. Haha, you did say the kid had an exploding diaper!
You're welcome and have a nice flight.
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"Pornography found in Osama bin Laden hideout"

HAHA! I knew it!

Abbottabad compound stash was 'fairly extensive'

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Originally Posted by Finnster (Post 406099)

...Honestly, I couldn't care if they shot him while they found him in the bathroom beating off to goat pr0n. ...

peace

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Pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the US commandos who killed him, US officials have said.

The pornography recovered in Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consisted of modern, electronically recorded video and was fairly extensive, according to current and former officials who discussed the discovery on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not sure where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. They did not know if Bin Laden himself had acquired the material, or viewed it.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that Bin Laden's compound was cut off from the internet or other hard-wired communications networks and it is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

Materials taken from the compound by the US commandos included digital thumb drives which US officials believe may have been a principal means by which couriers carried electronic messages to and from the al-Qaida leader.

Another report said finding Pr0n w/ Jihadis is fairly common..

"We hate you you decadent Western infidels and your awesome naked girl movies with the giggling and the big bouncing b00bies and the squirting. We must watch these movies to remember why you are all such pigdogs deserving of death."

Could you imagine being his courier in charge of getting all his stuff?

OBL: "Muhammed, come here"
Courier: "Yes Osama?"
OBL: "I need you to go to the store, the compound is running low supplies. Here is the list; Um, we some some more toliet paper, ah, some batteries, um, some more cassettes for the camcorder, I need to make some more videos denouncing the West and promising to engulf them in flames, ah.. some of those pop tart things, some more tea, uh.. and.. uh.."
Courier:"It that all Osama?"
OBL:" Um.. no.. there is one more thing.. You've seen my wives' eye holes haven't you Muhammed?"
Courier: "Um.. yes Osama. You let them out of their room last week for a bit."
OBL: "Ah, yes well... There are these videos on the internet Muhammed, uh, of a terrible dishonorable Western infidel female...ah, very bad.. her name is Cytherea.."
Courier: "Yes Osama, she is well known to us"
OBL: "I need you to bring me these videos...um, all of them. Its.. uh, for..ah.. my.. other.. video.. where I will denounce the West and say they should all die like pigs. Yes. Please bring me these things. Quickly"
Courier: "Ok Osama, as you wish"

OBL: "Oh yeah Muhammed, bring me one more thing"
Courier: "Yes?"
OBL:" Maybe some beard dye, you know, I want to look my best for my video"

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