sweet, office space is once a month. my favorite photoshop jpeg is the office space crew standing above the destroyed copier, but the copier is replaced with a dead horse. damn it feels good to be a gangster!

Peter: "This isn't so bad. Being outside, making some bucks, getting some exercise."

Lawrence: "F---ing A man."

Peter: "F---ing....... A........."




Milton: "I could set the building on fire........"




Micheal: "If we get caught laundering money, were not going to white collar resort prison. No no, were going to federal pound me in the ass prison!"




Peter: "You see Bob, its not that i'm lazy, its that I just don't care"




Tom: "You know that their are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit? You know like that guy that made the pet rock, ya see thats what you gotta do, ya gotta use your mind and come up with some really great idea and then you can make millions and never work again!"

Micheal: "You think the pet rock was a really great idea?"

Tom: "Sure it was! I mean the guy made a million dollars. Ya know.....I had an idea like that once....a long time ago"

Peter: "Really, what was it Tom?"

Tom: "Well alright, it was a jump to a conclusion mat!"

Samir: *WTF look*

Tom: "You see it would be this mat and it would have different conclusions written on it, that you could.....jump to!"

Micheal: "That is the worst idea i've ever heard Tom......"

Samir: "Yes....its horrible...horrible......"

it's a red swingline