I could really use some help...
 

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I AM A BANANA!

lol :rofl: Sorry, there is no help for that

What is there really anyone can say...

Nothing really...

At least you are a ripe banana!

Thanks for the optimistic outlook! I feel a little better now. But that just means I am in my prime, and will decline soon. I don't want to turn brown!

Better 'n bein' a green banana! But, you will slowly decline into a brown banana, a black banana, a floppy, black banana, and then.... a lump o' banana!

Don't fear little banana buddy, once you become old and brown and notice the flies looming overhead like vultures, a little old lady will grab you up, strip you and mash you into a pulp and you will live on as banana bread.

True, but I think I and Linc alike would not like to end up in the toilet in some old lady's house.

Ahhh, the cretinous noob strikes again! I do like banana bread though....

Especially after being passed thru the old lady! Ewww Grannys farting again!

Actually... don't bananas go bad all at once?

:whistle:

Whatever.
 

Ya know when I spotted this thread my first thought was hell linc needs our help??:oh: How odd is that?:oops: I should have known that he was up to something.:no: I think he is just trying to get into some old ladies trunk....:rofl: You might want to have some plastic surgery to remove that big ugly mole on your chin you sick puppy.:yes: Face it linc you are doomed and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.:lol: Whats that smell???? Oh its just lincpimp rotting away in some old ladies toilet. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hey linc, is your spoon too big to?

Sadly, no it is not. I do live in a giant bucket, though...

No. Stare at a banana for a few days and you will see that it gradually gets browner and browner. First just spots, and then it is enveloped in a shield of brown-ness.

Well, if Granny gets the walking farts, it could just end up in the old granny panties and never make it to the toilet, or smearing around between her butt cheeks. Then you either end up in the washing machine or the bath tub. Either way, it's down the drain and in the sewer for you, dissolved into the funk the makes up the lovely sewage stew and on to the treatment plant. Then separated from the water and taken to the fertilizer plant. Then you get mixed with chemicals, bagged, and sold to a fruit farm. From there you are spread around a banana tree and become nutrients for a new fresh banana.

It's just a vicious circle from there.

What if a vegan or health-nut gets you and you end up as part of a high-protein smoothie?

Walking farts, eh! Is that why old people in the supermarket are always alone?

No, it's because their male or female counterpart divorced them because of that "issue."

Whooops.
 

Ya know linc I hear that in the GAY community that they use bananas for other things. Not that there is anything wrong with that??? Be careful for what you wish for. You could end up as a banana split in the SF gay parade. Keep your chin up linc ha :rofl:ha:rofl: ha :rofl:ha :rofl:ha:rofl: ha :rofl:ha ha ha

I wonder what they use bananas for? Do you have any pics? Maybe a link?

Man, I even grossed myself out typing that last part, eeeewwwwwww!

I got grossed out just reading Jerry's post and then thinking of what you were going to type, James! :wink:

laughing
 

Now reading your respnses cracked me up. I was laughing out loud on that one. See what you started linc? Too funny. But still how is that worse then going through some old bags digestive track and ending up as part of a moving gas train? Your nuts linc.