Where's Linc
 

I haven't seen him online in a few days. I'm assuming a trip to africa to hand pick a new monkey butler and some wild boar wrestling!:lol: What can you guys come up with?

He got himself locked inside the walk-in refrigerator at the butcher shop. Something about fresh meat? :neutral:

He went up to the north pole to Elf-jack santa so he can train the midgets:lol:

I bet he went to germany to buy more motors, but while there he was there he was imprisoned by the government for ripping up the ambassador's lawn testing his newest motor. He is being denied any contact with america until he goes through the german court system.

I belive he's been busy all weekend traning some new girls :gasp::lol:.

You know, there are midgets inside some of those costumes at Disney World. Perhaps he's trying to interact with them?

Hes still is not able to find the corner of a "circular room". Keep looking linc...:lol:

d. all of the above:lol:

He came back from the bakery the other day. Brought back a ton of muffins, still had nothing to eat...

Obviously.
 

He is obviously busy trying to figure out which way the AAA batteries go into the TV remote while unscrewing the lid off of his new bottle of Taquila at the same time, and without a monkey butler it has proven to be just too much for him. OR he is stuck in front of the mirror trying to get his hair done just right(Fonzzie complex). Of course they are fighting for the right to have same sex marriages in some states to. He may be KNEE DEEP in the fight of his life somewhere with that. :lol::rofl::lol::rofl:

:surprised: Jerry, is that you? :rofl:

I love it! :mdr::lol:

Supportive???
 

Hey come on here, we are supposed to be suportive of all of our RCM brothers right. Even in times of life struggles right??? Linc is our brother and we must support him no matter what he might be into this month. Show some love Guys.:lol:

According to you he already has guys showing him love. :rules:

I love all the jokes! Maybe he's just working on some of the projects he has going!

This was my hint.

http://www.rc-monster.com/forum/show...8&postcount=14

Hmmm...... I think you might have something there, MetalMan. But on what level (or whos) would he interact with them? :lol:

Seriously though, i talked to him last week about doing some lipos and he said he would be out of town this week, he didn't say where....

Maybe he is actually doing some work!

He is at Disney World!

Africa
 

Then maybe he is in Africa acquring another monkey to replace his monkey butler. He took it pretty hard when he had to let the last one go.:lol::rofl:

Most guys that goes to Brasil has a hard time coming back due to our beautiful women. He'll probably spend Xmas, New Years and stay a bit longer to enjoy the Carnaval and one day we will see him again with a good looking morena by his side and cooking him some delicious Brasilian food.

I saw a movie the other day where they cut the tourists in Brasils body parts out while they were alive. Going to take me awhile to get over that one. My wife grew up in Peru and said they do stuff like that to "whettos" there. I'm sure she was just trying to freak me out but why take chances. Ill go to Cadiz instead lol

OK. That movie got taken out of the theatres pretty quick though. It basically tells you how a bunch of moronic Directors try to make fast money. Peru is not Brasil my friend.

I hear he is building a midget brothel for $1 a visit...

She said in Peru they had guinae pigs the size of dogs they used to eat. Good times ! I cant insult her as ive eaten dog in Mexico, alligator down south, who knows what in Turkey and anything that comes out of the sea is fair game for me.

Linc went to the French Quarter hit a bar and got stoopid buzzed and went to a motel with a tranny. He is now at home in his shower washing the shame away with a loofa and some ajax. :eyes:

Capivara. It's good stuff. I've had alligators, snake, frog legs and a few other good stuff as well.

You eat dogs? You're a cannibal to my avatar.

I didnt know it was dog till later, I ate up the plate of "asada beans and rice", thought it was shredded beef. They once finished the lady pointed to the back yard (50+ dogs) (NO COW FOR 100 MILES) and my plate, then said "Perro es beuno no ?" I was like aww man thats sick, but it was really good. Id eat it again if no one told me 1st muaHAHAH

I just got a call from disney world. As Lin C's emergency contact, they told me he's spending the next day in jail in Disney world until he posts bail for Pimp Slapping Minny Mouse while drunk because he claims to have mistaken her for one of his, "Mouse looking midget hoes".

I'll let him know you guys care though!

I Heared.
 

Well I heared it was "Goofie" in a dress. YOu all know how he is always trying to get some guy into a dress??? He's definitely got issues/problems....:lol::rofl:

:yes: Some things are best left in the dark locked away down deep.:oh:. IE Linc's Issues :wink::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:party::whip:
:no: :lol:

You know, it's hard to believe that wherever he went he doesn't have access to a computer and so hasn't seen this thread yet. LOL

Camera
 

I wish that we could have a camera in place when he does see this for the first time. I bet he will cry to see how much we miss him on here.:rofl::lol::rofl::lol: He cannot say that we have not shown him the love...:yes: Maybe we are giving him toooooooo much attention afterall. I just had a thought. Wouldn't it be cool if we could all get together at some point for an RCM members bash and have a monkey there just for him to relate to. :rofl::rofl::rofl::wink::na:

I heard he's turning over a new leaf! Court ordered no doubt. Someone quoted him as saying "He wants to give it to the little fellows" I think it was a misquote and was more like "give back to" not "give it to"

Rumor has it he turned the Brothel for midget into a Hostel for midgets. Going to call it

Lincpimps Stay Free Mini Pads

:lol: good stuff guys, anybody else?

I heard Linc got arrested in Florida for "Frosting" his cupcake (wife) in public while severly intoxicated in front of small children in which he mistaked for midgets. :whistle::oh:

I hear his 6x6 transformed into one of the transformer armada and came back to kill him.