Something for all of married men out there..
 

My wife and I went to theDenverStock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.'


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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,

'He mated 50 times last year.'



We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.'



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My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW, that's more than twice a week!

You could learn a lot from him.'



We walked to the third pen a nd it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.'



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My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,

And said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something

From this one.'






I looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'





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My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
And I should eventually make a full recovery.

:rofl:

:lol::lol::lol:

looks like you're in need of a wheelchair Shaun!:lol:

thanks for the laugh!

:rofl: :rofl:

Made my day at work a little better! :lol:

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oh man... my ribs hurt from laughing.

Nice one

Did you stop right after that and think to yourself ":surprised:Was that out loud?".
I'll bet you didn't get to be a bull that night.

LoL!

lol, sound like my middle school... :whistle:

Awesome!ROFL:lol:

:lol::lol::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:surprised::lol::lol:

:na:

I had read that joke before...but the pictures really set it off!!

thats funny right there

LMAO :rofl:

That was funny Shaun.

HAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: such quick thinking :rofl: :rofl:

Hmmmmmmmm... I've been to the Denver Stock show many many times and I don't remember seeing those signs.....



lol