I ate crap !!
 

Not literally :cry: but this is just as good !! Was getting ready to go to the track, tripped over my muggy, stumbled on the 8T twisted to avoid a cat and bashed my face into a bookshelf with lots of nice sharp geodes. Of course I put my hands out but its a bookshelf, the shelf just flipped up LOL.. 7 stitches under my eye, 3 hours at the hospital, no med script.. sheesh.. Not my best accident but I havent had one in quite a # of years.. What a douche !! hahahahah
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Oh man that sucks... RC is a savage beast eh? Pun intended....

DOH !
At least you didn't poke your freakin' eye out ?

That really sucks, but at least you have some battle scars to impress the ladies with. Just don't tell them that you did it tripping over some toys...

Hope you heal up fast, and I am sure you have some "product" at the house that will help with the pain. I look forward to more JJ drunk typing in the next few days! I am guessing the rcs are ok? Last time I stepped on a maxx I was fine, but had to spend 2 hrs fixing the shocks and swapping parts. I was pissed.

Last time I stepped on a maxx I was fine, but had to spend 2 hrs fixing the shocks and swapping parts. I was pissed.

LMAO:lol:

I know you liked that Mike. Not so bad fixing your truck when you wreck it into a tree, but much worse when you step on it. If I were JJ I would have stepped on the cat and avoided the stitches. If the cat was not doing to good after that i have a 9mm and some trash bags... I am sure that pet lovers on the forum will have a field day with that last sentence. Oh well...

If they do, you still have that 9mm and trash bags...

I have larger calibers and larger bags with zippers just in case!

tell the ladies at the bar that the guy got to give you only one good punch and he'll be able to tell his side of the story once he stops eating liquid food with a straw.

Sinice i have two cats . I will have to disagree with that last comment .:lol:

Yeah, I thought you had a cat or two. I had a cat growing up, never liked me after the "pinata" incident...

It probably did'nt like you because you stepped on it to many times :lol:. What was the pinta incident ?.

I don't think we wanna know... :whistle:

You might be right :lol:.

I hog tied the cat, put it in a pet carrier and hung it from a tree. Damn cat was like a reincarnated houdini, got out of the rope, and escaped the pet carrier before I could find a bat. I never did find out if the cat was full of candy...

I'll bet it didn't have any crap in it either, I'm sure it was scared shitless !

Thats not funny .

I was not going to hit it, the cat bit me and I was getting my own back. That cat lived to 25 as well, mean as hell till it went senile and loved everyone! Never really got sick, just died in its sleep, I hope I am that lucky.

ha! i can beat 7 stitches. i just got 13 stitches in my leg.

As long as you did'nt hurt him it's all good & your still my friend :lol:.

Green guy got mad...

Green guy catch cat...

Green guy hang cat in box from tree...

Green guys cat escapes

Green guy mad

Hmm, what does a green kermit turn when he's mad?

Gurple?

Bad joke, I know.
Get off of me -_-

Kermite? Is that Kermit's only weakness?

Yeah, that cat got the better of me more than once... I do like cats, and generally all pets. Most that I meet really like me too, I guess I am not threatening, or smell good?

Could be worse...

That would be fat chicks... Nothing runs me off faster than some bovine bitches... Especially ones that think they are hot, eeeeewwwww:lol:

:rofl: It seems Kermit and I have something in common. What's worse is that they always wear tight clothes.... :puke:

Oh the flab! The horrible flab!

You mean you don't like it when their shirts look like a sausage skin ? :rofl:

I like a "thick" woman but not flabby.

:rofl:

I spotted some heffers yesterday in Walmart. Sad thing is I overheard them making fun of this young, skinny college girl walking by them... I almost died laughing. They were making fun of her short shorts, but yet they were wearing low cut, sausage skin tops that exposed every nook and cranny...

Quick joke: How do you find a fat woman's privates?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. :lol:

slap her fat azz and ride the wave in :yes:

Their flabby sag arms are called "bingo wings"

:rofl::rofl: I like that one!!

At a loss for words right now. Just imagining if "bingo wings" would actually allow flight. Could you imagine them dropping from the sky when they ran low on insulin... I would be changing alot more car roofs...

A good buddy of mine who is 5'6" and weighs 115lbs loves giant moo-cow thunder thighed bitches.
He says, " I love a woman I can climb " That's a sick little man ?

Maybe the little guys like them for protection. And opening jars they can't.

1 week later, not bad, human body repairs itself very nice, Props to big G.O.D.


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Good to see that you are healing up, and that you are now wearing your hat the white way...

You still need a shave though... I always figured you would be older, seeing as how you slur when you type... Maybe just the alcohol typing, huh!!!

And that is some ugly wall decoration too, c-mon, a milk bottle? Do you stare at it when you are dropping a deuce?

I should look olderish @ 38. Booze is 90% water, keep yourself hydrated, Hydrate with beer !!



lol the decorating,... Rican I dunno green , rican salsa boogie ,thats like Creole crap isnt that how your buildings are painted down south

:lol:

Why the the duct taped door ?

:lol: linc you bust everyone's chops, but that made me LMAO!

Honestly LOL.. My lady moved in her nephew. age 16. he spent to much time in the bathroom with my free maxims. 1 bathroom house. Mine. I pay the rent soley. MINE. so I spazzed and kicked the door into shreds when I had to poo. Not like it cant be fixed, but im telling you a duct tape door is nice. Hand tiolet paper through or cat food cans. Door with many flaps lol