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Catching Dad with your GF, its a problem...
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was furious and told him in no uncertain terms to get his meat out of GF and GTFO! Needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF out. Now it's been 2 weeks that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more. Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask. http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg |
For real? - Both but definatly the later... Move on...
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lol. Chris, you didn't see the picture did you?
Neil: Funny story, but I new something was up because I remember a number of times you saying you didn't have a g/f. Still funny nonetheless. :lol: EDIT: Neil, it would have been funnier had you realistically edited that "gf" onto a pic of a hot girl. |
No pics at the the office but being a mod is handy....
PS with dartmouth nothing is ruled out... |
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you can alwase get a new one:yes: I here there have been some upgrades recently:lol: |
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Wonder who's meat that is.... :slap::drunk:
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hahahaha..HI-LARIOUS!
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This is one for the books! That British humor does it again! Can't even believe Chris didn't catch that one and am a little disappointed on that note but oh well...
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I have that feeling after I get rick rolled :lol:
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Funny, Your Dads meat looks suspiciously like a chunk of chicken. He should get it looked at by a professional ?
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How's your foot? I'm sure it hurt when you kicked your GF out....
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LOL, thanks for the laugh, I needed that actually.
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I was believing it the whole time! (Hey, I grew up in So. Cal and actually had a girlfriend tell me she wanted my dad). Picture made it classic, though!
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Gullible.... table for one... (me).
Good one... you had me going until I saw the pic. Looks like your dad's meat has a red growth on it. Maybe he better get that checked out. It may be contagious. |
That girl sure gets hot, the hotter she gets, the bigger the meat she can take. Think she'd like to try two at a time?
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hahahahhhahahahahahaha........
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LOL george foreman GF heh, I knew something was up. Neil seems to have disdain for women. Like a friend I had, always the first to point a finger at you and laugh when a girl cheated on you or god knows the numerous crap they put you through. BUT my friend is 35 living alone with 1 sore ass palm, fat from eating fast food, and can't get a woman now because he never related with them since his poor wittle heart was broken as a teen. :lol:
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Kick the old man out, roll the GF in bacon & stuff her with herb butter...that'll learn her!
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Nice one Neil. This thread will be great :lol:.
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After I read the thread name.:gasp:
After reading the thread. :surprised: :grrrrrr: After clicking the link. :rofl: |
at least your dads meat meat was in your GF and not your BROTHER!:lol:
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You must have got that humor from your Dad, otherwise he wouldn't have done it:rofl:
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Now this is funny as hell. My wife is visiting family and the GF is all I use!
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I knew.
Just reading that Neil had a girlfriend I knew something was up from the very first line. He is always up to something off color. Good joke though, and chris fell for it hard. Glad to see you sharing with your old man. Keep it in the family Neil:lol::rofl:
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Hey Sharing is Caring LoL
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HAHAHAHAHH... I thought you were serious.. Funny as H*ll.. hahaha
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