Inventions
 

Well for awhile now ive been pondering on things to invent as a get rich quick scheme just to research it and have it shot down by something better.. what are some of your ideas? (dont have to be RC related) also beware dont post it if you are going to persue it as i may get rich with it!! (but i may cut you in on the profit lol)

Still waiting for the Cordless Cord....

holy oxymoron batman!!

How 'bout an automated storeman- I've been waiting for this box of grinding sparks and a long weight for fricken ages.

'Maternity' wear for MaxAmps packs?

How about expanding on this idea, get a whole range- male, female, gorilla, alien....


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Low-sodium salt. :smile:

Lots of research going on for wireless power, you'll get your cordless cord eventually!

.dk

Flashlight for the Blind.

Jeff

Flux capacitor.

It's called MSG.

Honestly though, ever since I was a little kid, I've always thought of this little tank thing, that you can lower your blinds (the one that go up and down, not side to side), and it's like a fish tank.. Though, it brushes, rubs, and cleans all the dust off...

It's always been a pain, getting yelled at to clean my blinds.

Another thing, was to make a little pole, like a dolley, but have a magnet, and when you're in the workplace cleaning up, just use it like a vacuum cleaner, and just go over everything metal, like nails, so you don't pop any holes in your tires...

But somebody stole that from me. :no:

well i have drawn up some blueprints for ye-ol' internal combustion engine.
sure with electric motors on the rise it'll become redundant, but notice how people are having trouble to let go of petrol?

anywho, my engine is still a 4 stroke, still has pistons but the secret is in the crank. the engine is able to vary it's compression ratio on the move, thus allowing it to run on anything from hydrogen to crude oil.
it will be bassed on a diesel engine but it shall not require injectors because the compression ratio will adjust the timing.

the compression ratio can also be reduced to 0, thus rendering the cylinder inert so as not to waste power.

also, normal engines,when the fuel has just exploded, the piston is at TDC and it cant turn that explosion into power until the piston is about 1/4th of it's way down the stroke. my engine has MAXIMUM leverage at TDC and hence will have a huge power gain when compared to normal engines of the same displacement.
a correctly running diesel can reach up to 50% efficiency which is on par with brushed DC electric motors so it might be a fesable design if i can get a prototype built.

my inspiration was a coke bottle:rofl:

a woman that doesnt bitch every 28 days.....--josh

What about the obvious- a bullet proof esc made from unobtainium

Too many to list, but one that I didn't patent because I was too young is being used in a few soccer shoes. I have tons of idea that NASA can use, tons of idea for our hobby (Some are even being used now) and tons of idea for 1:1 cars. My head is about to explode to be honest :lol:.

Theres BIG money in Art ?
How about Ear Wax/Toe Nail clipping sculptures ?

OR

Camel Toe proof large lady undies ? Excuse me while I throw up, Erp.

robotic legs

I think I saw something in Europe that worked very good. You can even go up and down stairs with it after it programs the first few steps. I'll do some research and find out more for you. I would do just about anything to see you kick James' (lincpimp) right in the manhood area :rofl: (Just joking James).

that would be 2 dreams come true for me!

Video would be epic

You guys are strange. I guess I should be flattered? A bunch or old guys thinking about my junk? Kinda gay if you ask me, but whatever gets you guys thru the day!

Nationalized hookers sounds like a great invention to me. That is something Obama could really get into, maybe have Tiger Woods give him a hand.

You know we love you :oops:.

I'm thinking of something regarding that one to cater the wealthy male and female (husband and wife) so everybody will be in the same situation and they can't play the blame game since they know what's up :lol:. Good thing I know a place that this is all legal :lol:.

Let me take a wild stab in the dark on this... Brazil???:lol::lol::lol:

No, I wish.

Ummmm you mean every day....right??:whistle:

depends,how crappy is your life? :lol: --josh

Men have been researching this for thousands of years with no progress,the furthest we have come is duct tape or divorce.:lol:

Thought about it a few years ago, think similar have been done know, but at least I would have taken the effort to look into a patent. A solar recharged electric lawn mower, you bury a wire around your house like a wireless dog fence, the electric mower just roam around the yard keeping the grass mowed automatically, kind of like a roomba vacuum cleaner. I thought it was a good idea, until the neighbor kids get curious and flip it over, or dogs or something, then you just have a huge lawsuit. I guy I used to work with patented then sold the patent (or at least claims he did) a garage door opener with a carbon monoxide detector that open the door automatically if the level gets high. Said he sold due to liability if it failed.

some of these are pretty good.. other not so.. and some completely impossible (females not bitching).. what about a solder gun that only heats when touched to solder? ive seen the "cold touch" one but that dont really work.. it dont get hot enough to do some things and it dont get cold very quickly they must have used a time lapse camera while doing that commercial.. i dunno maybe its to far out.. i just need a get rich quick scheme..lol..

dude, your name is homegrown. grow from home. $65 an 8 guy up here in MN.

1 word, "OUCH"
I guess it's 2 for 1 here then ?

Solar powered flashlights?

talking bras?

family size diet pills?

Solar powered flashlights exist (I have one, somewhere :tongue:)

You don't listen to who wears the bra, why would you listen to the bra itself?

Diet pills you're on to something. Promise perfect results with no side effects then when the lawsuits for kidney failure roll it you book it out of the country :diablo:

You guys must be high paying that much:lol:

i saw a study where the number one asked for invention was by housewives that wanted some machine to fold clothes.

Just saw this.
 

I just saw something on TV about a doctor who was working on a new way to sitmulate pain and stress through nerve electorlissis of some kind. The end result turned out to be surprizing even to him and it is an implant that gets connected at the base of the spinal cord, which produces electrical stimulas to the pelvic region:oh:. The unit is controlled by a tiny remote control, and creates orgasims for women:eyes:. The first implant is going to take place next month. The test subjects say that they can create unbelievable multiple orgasims on demand several times a day:surprised:. In case you do not get the idea men are being replaced as satisfaction toys for women:gasp:. Things are not looking good for us you know.

you could be onto something there...
put a metered current through the solder wire, so when touched on the work surface, it shorts with a earth clamp and melts the solder. a lot like ARC welding.

thats still steep lol

trust me ive thought bout it at $120 oz. up north and $50 to $70 here i can double my money for a 24 hour drive.. and if homegrown its al profit!!

Gotta be careful with any soldering solution that uses current to melt. Current means voltage is present, and may be catastrophic for some electronic circuits.

I also have a few ideas, but I consider them to be "innovations" rather than "inventions". Innovations are, IMO, better ways to make something work using existing methods, or using something that exists in other applications.