I'm so depressed
 

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

Lol!

thats so bad but funny lol:lol:

I pissed my pants, thanks sir!

A little bit warpped???
 

Just a little bit warpped don't you think. I have to admit that I was laughing my @$$ off reading it though, because it all makes sense with the way things have gone over that period of time up to now. Talk about a revalation. Very funny punn.

And to think I was going to try and console a fellow RC"er LOL funny

I had tears, don't know yet whether from laughter or the sadness of the truth but what a great post!

I'm really glad Roosevelt changed that slogan. The things people will mount when they are roaming around the desert.:lol:

Lol pretty funny


I wonder what Bush would have said..:

"I have seen the Promised Land, and I dream we all can grab our shovels and plow the asses of our camels!"

Here is a story I heard.

A little boy, about 10 wants to buy his sick mother a nice present. He needs $100 to get it. So he decides to write God a letter and ask him for the money. So he does.


The employees at the post office are touched and send it to the White House.


Obama reads the letter and is touched himself. He orders his staff to send the little boy $20 dollars, believing that this would be a lot to a young boy.


The little boy gets a letter and opens it to find the 20 dollars, but he is somewhat disappointed. Never the less he is grateful and sits down to write God a thank you letter.


He tells God how grateful he is for the money, but he noticed the Washington DC post mark. At the close of his letter he says....."and God can you believe those bastards in Washington taxed it 80%!"

Nothings stopping you from leaving this country if you hate it so much. :neutral:

This is a joke that is going around the net...

Just FYI :oh:

There is sure a lot that seems to go over freezebyte's head, he's more naive than a 13 year old girl.

Hahaha :rofl: Good one, SP!

:lol: Give him a minute...

Freezie i will buy you a ticket to France so i can have my country back, you will like it better there anyway, way more socialism

Whatever you say walker texas ranger.

Lol, so I"M the reason the country's held back? I thought it was because of the muslim we put in office but I could be wrong.

76bentley is going to let him have it good when he logs back on, should go over his head nicely.

When I read freezebyte's post I thought about explaining to him that liberalism is (but not limited to) a liberal interpretation of the constitution of the United States of America and the other institutions that the founding fathers... founded, while conservatism is (but not limited) to conserve or to protect from perversion the constitution of the United States and the other institutions founded by the Fathers. Soo you don't have much a leg to stand on, or am I mistaken?

And thats how it happens.

Internet bitching is alot like pissing yourself in black pants. Nice, warm feeling but noone notices or cares.

About time to start the countdown to where this turns into a political rant thread. 5.... 4.... 3....

Have you seen pics? This is a big guy, doubt forever 21 carries anything in his size.

As far as pissing your black pants, why does it always have to be a race thing? C'mon, try to play nice.

I have no direct knowledge of what 13yr old girls do, so this makes me wonder about you, Texas Ranger (TR for short). Have you roundhouse kicked any of them? Knocked those silly princess tiaras off?

I think all of the 2-stroke fumes are getting to freezebum. At least he is participating. Harold is off doing god knows what in the public bathrooms down at the Y... "Its fun to stay at the YMCA, cause Harold likes dudes". I can hear him singing it now, and looking for a new daddy. At least he brings a mop.

As for the rest of you, you know its all good, range rover all wood.

Time to pm ZPB...

I was gonna say that simplechamp..

Here's my political rant for the day "screw the government, screw em!"-Anthony Hopkins

Kcaz25 Ha ha ha, no I figured that the comment was such a bizarre response to a couple of jokes that he was being sarcastic.

Besides we all know its liberals that leave their country when they are unhappy......typically Hollywood elites, such as Bradgalina, Johnny Deep, Madonna or Jessica Lange are a few I can think of that have moved out and taken pot shots at the U.S.


Now to lighten the mood with another joke.....if you have heard it I am sorry....

A man and his 12 year old son go to a horse show.

The father and son walk around a while checking everything out.

Finally the father tells the son to hold on and proceeds to go into a stall with a horse.

The father runs hid hand down the back of the horse, slaps its hind quarters and then slides his hands down the horses legs.

The son inquires "Dad what are you doing"?

The Dad says "Well I am thinking about buying this horse, so I am checking how fit it is".

The son gets very upset, starts pacing, wringing his hands, and breathing in short shallow breaths.

The father sees this and says "Son what on Earth is wrong"?

The son replies "Dad we have got to get home right now"!

"Why"? the father inquires.

The son says "I think the UPS man is going to buy mom". :lol:

All the jokes are great, thanks for the sad and darkened laugh on the first two, both sad but true. If Frezebyte doesn't see the wrong going on in this country, it's his right. Let's keep it clean