The RCM Comedy Roast!
 

It's been a little slow around here lately, and To spice thing up a bit, I want to have a good old fashioned comedy roast:lol:

The rules are:

*You can roast any one you like(rcm member/or celebrity)

*No bitching!!!!! this is just for fun emphasis onfun
no hard feelings

* If you don't have any smack to smack talk or just can't remember any
funny stuff.....Make shit up! as long as it's funny and tasteful. Also lets
keep the gay jokes to a minimum, to over used I know you guys can be
more imaginative :whip:

That's it! Now I know were all family here at RCM but I was just clarifying just in-case..... LET the roasting commence!!

Linc, and Harold. Enough said :lol:

Linc and Harold are gay lovers and are now having a child together, that's roasted enough for me. I imagine the child looking much like an Ewok or Chewbacca.

I was actually thinking the unidentical twins would more resemble shrek and donkey!:lol:

Your face is a homo joke

:whistle::party::intello::lol:

This coming from a black man running from the law with a pair of scissors:lol:

I found out that if I take my shoes off, I run a hell of a lot faster (proven fact) and as long as I dont smile, Im damn near invisible in the dark..

If we were running from the police i would have a lot better chance than you at hiding as there are more period's of dark, then there are of white out blizzards(the only condition in which you disappear) :lol::lol::lol:

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix
 

If Harold knew running was this much fun, he find a way to get his lazy, crippled fatass out of the chair.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...reuterscom.jpg

Run Harold Run! Catch that Linc of your dreams!

Finn and one of the single Moms he likes so much

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...t20chick-1.jpg

No wonder Hippie luvs the cats so much...
 

Yea :) Yer ex-GF gives great rides. Best 10 rubles I ever spent (which I guess is 5 more than you paid to import her.)

Its nice she takes debit cards tho, I can just run my card right down the crack of her ace. ;0

Look, I found a rare pic of linc and harold's love child!

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/arti...1244151863.jpg

This ain't no Dean Martin roast :whistle:

"Your Momma" jokes would be better...

Such as, "hey Harold, your momma is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck"

Or "Bondoballz, your momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn"

Or, "Finn, your momma is like a tv, anyone can turn her on"

And my fav "Your momma is so dumb she thinks her bed is a Ferrari"

And here is a nice shot of Hippie on his european vacation last year. He tried to blend in by wearing authentic clothing:

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b.../middle_26.jpg

This would be lincpimps idea of a good idea.


http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m1/Phantron/ac.jpg


End the end, someone always gets it in the end

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...oHaveinJai.jpg


Or you could just be a "BEAR" of a man

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...eousTattoo.jpg


Do you guys hate me for not having a brushless truck anymore? I sense no love anymore

Move down south, in the heat you will do ANYTHING to get cool...



Pretty sure it has something to do with you "questionable" body art:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...oHaveinJai.jpg

Hang on, you said "I sense no love anymore", what had you believing that anyone here ever liked you? I cannot think of one moment that would make me think so...

FINNSTER that is great :rofl:

James ia asked you not to post that pic :lol:.

Linc when was the last time you fed the midgets in the basement? (joke goes wayyy back)


Hippie, is that the outfit you wear when the rent is due? :lol:

I hate you.....

Linc: An Englishman in the Deep South. The one place in the country he could find where people have teeth worse than his.

and... his mamma is so fat, when she puts on skates she looks like a Pontiac.

Linc is so lazy, he rides her downhill to the grocery store to buy his 6-pack of Schlitz.

He's so poor he won't put change in her parking meter.

He's so dumb he tried to pay her parking tickets with food stamps, licked and stuck to the outside of the envelope.

On top of all that, she got booted, towed away and sat in the lot for a month.
His mamma's so ugly, a group of illegals thought she was a Cutlass Sierra, bought her and drove her back to Mexico.

Here is a couple for all the RCM nerds and geeks.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...hawkingfat.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...3285544234.jpg

lol..

yo mama's so fat and nasty, her Hawking Radiation smells like thioacetates and a refried Filet o' Fish

Yo mama's so dumb, I tried to measure her brain in Planck lengths and realized I needed a smaller ruler

In the best possible way I am sure.

Same way you hate rich self made people and and those of us that knew better than to buy SMC lipos...

Got that 2 stroke smell out of your civic yet?

Finn: yo mamma's so fat that I would make fun of her to her face but I only have half a tank of gas.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

That's the best you got, or is that the best you can copy and paste off yomamajokes.com?

Yo mama so fat she has two moons in orbit. Everytime there is an eclipse, a pygmy tribe sacrifices a virgin

Yo mama so dumb and skanky she doesn't know what a virgin is or why they keep throwing skinny little white bitches in her ass

Yo mama so big fat and slutty she lets cave divers in her cooch for 10 day explorations. The surviving teams have so far discovered three new species of centipede and an albino mudfish. They named it for her, Mongoloidus slutteri

Yo mama so nasty, she infected her gonorrhea with AIDS

Yo mama so ugly, she shaves camel's balls to make the weave for her mustache

Yo mama so slutty, BP wanted to dye the oil white so she'd dive down and suck the well dry.

Did you take that picture of your mommy in the bedroom or the shower:na:

I don't want to blow my entire load on Linc (that's his Dad's job, as is his uncle's, neighbor's, former roommate's, mailmans's...) so I'll work the room a bit (like Bryan's girlfriend at a company Christmas party)

Texass: You mama's so ugly even a burka refuses to stay on top of her

Bondoid: Your GF is so nasty her greasy sh!ts try to flush her

BB16: R/c Monster Team Driver? How? Ben drives like old people frak. Last time I saw a black guy so slow behind the wheel he was driving Ms Daisy.

Middling_out: Yo mama so tacky she shaved "Princess" on her back

Dont tell my wife:lol:

BB16: R/c Monster Team Driver? How? Ben drives like old people frak. Last time I saw a black guy so slow behind the wheel he was driving Ms Daisy.

I believe his new name is "HOKE":rofl:

Change his name to HOPE, and that's the best chance he has of winning.

Ben is so blind, his radio controller is made in braille

Hey Finster: I met your mom at the local strip club, She told me to tell you, a big black guy left the cream fill'in from his chocolate twinky all over the back room and that she needs your help licking it up......

Why didn't you do it? You're the one with the spooge mop. Didn't they tell you to stay off the stage and stay in the back so you don't scare off the customers again? The way your hump jiggles... its.. disturbing. Those jigglies would only make money in a circus. Get back to work or we'll call your parole officer.

BTW.. yo mama is so lazy and slackjawed she grows grass on her tongue.
yo daddy so broke he lets goats graze there

:lol:

Finn and his Lover/Brother
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...tz/Pic1173.jpg

That was mrs. finnster? whoops..:whistle:

OMG!!!!! :eyes::oh::gasp::surprised::rofl: Is all that can be said about that!

Wow.....I don't know what else to say about those two brothers...beside I nominate them ugliest guys on the planet and a product of inbreeding :lol:

That's Darrell and Daryl. Very willing individuals, they can be talked into anything as long as you smile when you say it.

I guess that makes you Larry