My surgery has been approved! I will walk again!
 

After extensive talks with both my physiatrist and the countries leading spinal surgeon, it turns out that existing technology holds the key to regrowing nerve endings and repairing spinal cord damage.

In the end the solution was amazingly simple. All they had to do was put flame stickers on their current surgical equipment. My spine will be a true 2000c discharge capable unit:rofl:

I thought the wheelchair got all the chicks...:na:



congrats.:great:

Harold I'm so excited for you I'll keep you in my prayers!!!

Read the thread not just the headline:yes: And never trust anyone on April 1st:lol::diablo::rofl:

good one Harold!

good to see cutting edge RC technology coming into the medical world...the things we will be able to do with flame stickers will boggle the mind!!!!

Exactly!! We are just starting to see the benefits of flame stickers. Once we can truly harness their power world peace will be realized:oops:

There is one problem.
 

There is one problem with your expected recovery Harold. You would have to be able to TRUST in the warranty and the company behind it. If the cure is supported by MA how far do you think you will walk before your cord catches fire or puffs? Flame sticker or no flame sticker "TRUE 150C" is false advertising as I am sure that your walking again would be. Man I wish that it was true though Harold. I would surely donate a few bucks towards that if it were a true investment old friend. Keep the faith Harold, MA does.

Cochlear have added flame stickers to their thinking caps...they believe it will happen within a decade for certain injury types

If flame stickers are that powerful what if you got a flame tattoo? would you be freaking superman?








Nah,I know too many douches with flame tattoos for it to be true :lol:

Soo you could become the fastest in the world but never win a race because you'll be drunk on your own power :drunk::love:

WOW! Great news harold. The doctor says you can also go to the 2011 rcmonster bash right!?

You're an asshole man. You really had me going up until the last two sentences. :lol:

Anyway I just drew up some flame stickers and put them on my old CRT TV in the garage and now I have two 3D TV's. What makes it even better the one with the stickers don't even need glasses for the 3D to work. Awesome. :yipi:

Uncool dude! I hope your wheelchair gets a flat tire and you get stuck in walmart staring at some 400 lb womans hairy butt crack.





































































Just kidding, great April fools joke Harold!

Lol...

ASSHOLE. You had me hook line and sinker!

Happy april fools guy...

I felt so happy for you and then I read the second half of the post.

Happy April fools you punk...

Never saw that one coming.. Who would expect it to be a joke.. Well, the flames and 2000C rating kind of gave it away..

I know just the source for these stickers though..

F*** you! man, I was like OMG I'm so happy for you then I read the second half of the post:lol:

You totality suck... in some sort of convoluted good way:yes:

Sounds like you must have made some recent trips to Minnesota to come to that conclusion. Better not let linc know, he doesn't take kindly to other people moving in on his territory. :intello:

I may not be good for much, but at least I'm good for a laugh:lol:

There are those that think I should be eternally hopeful that I will walk again. I feel that's as useful as wishing to win the lottery. I'm a realist. I know with current technology I am unable to walk, so I'm busy getting things done from my bed.

I didn't mean to get anybody's hopes up. I just used the material I had on hand for an april fools joke.:yes:

Thanks for laughing along with me. Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive!:na:

OH!? er yeh, I was laughing with you not at you :whistle: Yes, we all die but the one with the most toys wins doesn't he? Bugger! I just realized that would be your oppressor AKA linc :whip: