Good old Wally World
 

Wal-Mart announced that sometime in 2010 it will begin offering customers a new discount item...Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine.' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax.
I know possum is not white meat.

The people over at Charles Shaw and Franzia must be shaking in their boots right now.

How is it possible to get any cheaper than 2 buck chuck?

Thanks for the laugh. I can see the thunderbird/night train guys getting worried.

#5 is my favorite, #3 coming in a close 2nd!

you had me there, and i figured there are some durr's out there who would vote for them names.
thanks for the :lol: