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_paralyzed_ 04.01.2011 02:47 PM

My surgery has been approved! I will walk again!
 
After extensive talks with both my physiatrist and the countries leading spinal surgeon, it turns out that existing technology holds the key to regrowing nerve endings and repairing spinal cord damage.

In the end the solution was amazingly simple. All they had to do was put flame stickers on their current surgical equipment. My spine will be a true 2000c discharge capable unit:rofl:

whitrzac 04.01.2011 02:54 PM

I thought the wheelchair got all the chicks...:na:



congrats.:great:

bigboi146 04.01.2011 02:57 PM

Harold I'm so excited for you I'll keep you in my prayers!!!

_paralyzed_ 04.01.2011 03:04 PM

Read the thread not just the headline:yes: And never trust anyone on April 1st:lol::diablo::rofl:

magman 04.01.2011 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by _paralyzed_ (Post 403174)
Read the thread not just the headline:yes: And never trust anyone on April 1st:lol::diablo::rofl:

good one Harold!

brainanator 04.01.2011 03:53 PM

good to see cutting edge RC technology coming into the medical world...the things we will be able to do with flame stickers will boggle the mind!!!!

_paralyzed_ 04.01.2011 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by brainanator (Post 403184)
good to see cutting edge RC technology coming into the medical world...the things will be able to do with flame stickers will boggle the mind!!!!

Exactly!! We are just starting to see the benefits of flame stickers. Once we can truly harness their power world peace will be realized:oops:

JERRY2KONE 04.01.2011 04:59 PM

There is one problem.
 
There is one problem with your expected recovery Harold. You would have to be able to TRUST in the warranty and the company behind it. If the cure is supported by MA how far do you think you will walk before your cord catches fire or puffs? Flame sticker or no flame sticker "TRUE 150C" is false advertising as I am sure that your walking again would be. Man I wish that it was true though Harold. I would surely donate a few bucks towards that if it were a true investment old friend. Keep the faith Harold, MA does.

PBO 04.01.2011 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by _paralyzed_ (Post 403185)
Exactly!! We are just starting to see the benefits of flame stickers. Once we can truly harness their power world peace will be realized:oops:

Cochlear have added flame stickers to their thinking caps...they believe it will happen within a decade for certain injury types

bigsteel 04.01.2011 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by _paralyzed_ (Post 403185)
Exactly!! We are just starting to see the benefits of flame stickers. Once we can truly harness their power world peace will be realized:oops:

If flame stickers are that powerful what if you got a flame tattoo? would you be freaking superman?








Nah,I know too many douches with flame tattoos for it to be true :lol:

pinkpanda3310 04.01.2011 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_ (Post 403171)
After extensive talks with both my physiatrist and the countries leading spinal surgeon, it turns out that existing technology holds the key to regrowing nerve endings and repairing spinal cord damage.

In the end the solution was amazingly simple. All they had to do was put flame stickers on their current surgical equipment. My spine will be a true 2000c discharge capable unit:rofl:

Soo you could become the fastest in the world but never win a race because you'll be drunk on your own power :drunk::love:

brushlessboy16 04.01.2011 06:51 PM

WOW! Great news harold. The doctor says you can also go to the 2011 rcmonster bash right!?

BIG-block 04.01.2011 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_ (Post 403171)
After extensive talks with both my physiatrist and the countries leading spinal surgeon, it turns out that existing technology holds the key to regrowing nerve endings and repairing spinal cord damage.

In the end the solution was amazingly simple. All they had to do was put flame stickers on their current surgical equipment. My spine will be a true 2000c discharge capable unit:rofl:

You're an asshole man. You really had me going up until the last two sentences. :lol:

Anyway I just drew up some flame stickers and put them on my old CRT TV in the garage and now I have two 3D TV's. What makes it even better the one with the stickers don't even need glasses for the 3D to work. Awesome. :yipi:

TexasSP 04.01.2011 09:22 PM

Uncool dude! I hope your wheelchair gets a flat tire and you get stuck in walmart staring at some 400 lb womans hairy butt crack.





































































Just kidding, great April fools joke Harold!

aqwut 04.01.2011 10:46 PM

Lol...


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