so this yahoo is razzin me about slow shipping
 

I sent this in response:

I fudged up man. I'm just a fat guy with a computer. I play with r/c cars. I'm pimply. I lack certain social skills. I wish I could say sending my personal care attendant to the post off was an heroic resource draining mission, but alas the truth is I also had her pick me up some more cheetos. I switch off between the puffs and the crunchy.

LMFAO, very nice response! A friend of mine just sold a merv on ebay, guy took 5 days to pay so my friend took 5 days to ship it. The guy left sarcastic feedback

Slow shipping has ben a prob lately for most folks, he'll get over it.

Funny response tho

good response, lol
I had some guy leave snobby feedback on ebay. His listing was done from a phone, said everything was in excellent and like new condition. I guess LEDs not working are excellent and like new since he said he described everything accurately. I just lol'd.

Yeah I can be guilty of that, if someone makes the effort to cough up straight away, I'll do the righty, but if you want to take 10 days to pay up on a 99c auction, don't expect me to be at the post office at the crack of dawn. If I get it out this fortnight, I'm being nice.

I like the places that ship 2 days a week, wed and sat usually. If I was selling a ton of stuff I would likely do that too, and probably skip wed shipping so I only had to do one shipping run a week.

And Harold, you do lack social skills, but that is ok. You still have your looks.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Epic Harold...great response