I'm feeling fat, and sassy!
Fat Albert's little know brother from another mother...
"Ultra Weight Gain 5000 worked for me, and can work for you too!"
"Does this shirt make me look fat?" "No, whales make you look fat."
The ultra revolutionary Fatkins Diet shows off its first success story!
Subway's Jared Fogle before the surgery...
"One more orbit and we may be close enough to land..."
Wow, fat and stupid, you must have to beat the ladies off with a stick! I bet they are lining up around the block to get with you!