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What's_nitro? · 08.10.2008, 11:31 PM

I forgot this one...

Hydrogen Fused with initial Uranium-235 Fission.

Pros: Extremely powerful. Causes potato to vaporize, and Ions cause the formation of "Potato plasma". Yields an expansion rate of around 345,000,000m per second.

Cons: To avoid the critical nuclear mass causing the nearest 30 miles to be completely vaporized, it is advised that you have 43 inches of depleted uranium reactor shielding, and a sustained electromagnetic field with a charge of 45 Kw handy.

AND this one...

Angry Wife chasing spud stealing Husband:

Pros: Spud can travel far distances and around corners.

Cons: Wife is in much better shape than me!

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What's_nitro? Soldermaster Extraordinaire Offline Posts: 4,529 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Plymouth, MA, USA	08.10.2008, 11:31 PM I forgot this one... Hydrogen Fused with initial Uranium-235 Fission. Pros: Extremely powerful. Causes potato to vaporize, and Ions cause the formation of "Potato plasma". Yields an expansion rate of around 345,000,000m per second. Cons: To avoid the critical nuclear mass causing the nearest 30 miles to be completely vaporized, it is advised that you have 43 inches of depleted uranium reactor shielding, and a sustained electromagnetic field with a charge of 45 Kw handy. AND this one... Angry Wife chasing spud stealing Husband: Pros: Spud can travel far distances and around corners. Cons: Wife is in much better shape than me!