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Originally Posted by skellyo
Don't forget I still haven't mailed your package.  |
Well now you have to put something pleasant in there for him. Maybe his cells in a ziplock bag wrapped in dog poo, inside another ziplock.
See what you started now? How about something that jumps out of the box upon opening that can scare the begeeezzus out of him. Or a recording that just keeps repeating "help, let me out of here" that would drive the post office nuts.