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Originally Posted by Finnster
That's the best you got, or is that the best you can copy and paste off yomamajokes.com?
Yo mama so fat she has two moons in orbit. Everytime there is an eclipse, a pygmy tribe sacrifices a virgin
Yo mama so dumb and skanky she doesn't know what a virgin is or why they keep throwing skinny little white bitches in her ass
Yo mama so big fat and slutty she lets cave divers explore her cooch for a week. The surviving teams have so far discovered three new species of centipede and an albino mudfish. They named it for her, Mongoloideous slutteri
Yo mama so nasty, she infected gonorrhea with AIDS
Yo mama so ugly, she shaves camel's balls to make the weave for her mustache
Yo mama so slutty, BP wanted to dye the oil white so she's dive down and suck the well dry.
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Did you take that picture of your mommy in the bedroom or the shower
