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A school bus full of church girls on their way to a charity event suddenly crashed. Of coarse seeing as they are all church going innocents their spirits began to make the trip to heaven.

As you can imagine there was quite the line forming since all of the girls where waiting to get through the gates where St. Peter was standing waiting to decipher their fate.

"Hello Susie, I need to ask have you ever touched a boys organ?"

Susie, "Well once with the tip of my finger."

"Okay well than dip the tip of your finger in the holey water and proceed into heaven." She did as he said.

"Okay your turn Samantha, did you ever touch a boys organ?"

"Yes St. Peter I did and stroked it as well."

"Okay than place your whole hand in the water than proceed."

All of a sudden Joahn was stirring up some commotion from the back of the line and made her way forward to St. Peter.

"What seems to be the problem Joahn?"

"St. Peter if I am going to have to gargle that Holey water I wanted to make sure I did it before Nancy sticks her ass in it!"