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Originally Posted by josh9mille

This is my favorite, I laugh just by thinking about it. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

Me too! That's definitely my favorite.

Edit: This one is a close second-

"I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean."