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Originally Posted by simplechamp
I had to double-take when I first looked at the thread title, I thought it said "How to keep squirrels of your dick"
Seemed obvious to me, don't put acorns in your pants  |
Snap, that is funny.
Down here in da dell (my hometown, wassup dawg) a squirrel is a little dorky guy who like to annoy the living funk out of any decent person (or me). Luckily most of the squirrels here are straight so I have never had an issue with a squirrel bothering my tackle. But for you yanks and peeps in cali homo squirrels may be a big issue. I suggest a swift kick to the nuts followed by a good slap and a live badger up the nose. Works everytime. Yeah baby, I like it like that!!!