[lincpimp]

So what would happen if.....well to make it easy I will just call it the "tarzan syndrome". If a person grows up not knowing, seeing, or speaking to another person for his entire life, and he dies, does he go to hell because he did not believe in god?

I have asked this to just about every well trained and schooled religious person I have come acroos and the majority day that that person will go to heaven...

Where did all the water go from the flood?

Back behind the gaint damn that god created just over the edge of the earth (keep in mind the world is flat, do not listen to those "evil scientists")

Is it possible that Mary got laid by some dude and got pregnant? Using "immaculate conception" as an excuse so she would still be thought of as a virgin?

Nah, they just put that in in 300ad when the council of micenia (sp?) assembled the bible, in fact that is when all of the hard to belive stuff got put in. In all likely hood Jesus had a father.

How did Noah get 2 of every land animal on a boat? Were they all miniature sized?

No it was a big boat.

How come all this impossible stuff happened thousands of years ago? Nothing impossible happens nowadays.

Sure it does, a black Kenyan man beat a white woman and an old codger out to become the president of the USA!!!