The Difference Between Guts and Balls

[Bondonutz]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard
about people having
guts or balls, but do you really know the
difference between them? In an
effort to keep you informed,
the definitions are listed below:
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GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being
met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying some
where?'
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BALLS - Is coming home late
after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt
and
having the balls to say: "You're next,
Chubby."
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I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions. Medically speaking
there is no difference in the
outcome. Both result in death.
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