That's pretty funny. I actually chuckled aloud, which is a rarity for me. :-)
kulang....little off subject question for you....I'm guessing you must be a fan of Val Kilmer (Doc Holiday in Tombstone) which is MY all time favorite western...if so did you see his latest movie called Felon?....I watched the whole movie and never realized the leading character was Kilmer....hes changed that much
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When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.