11.01.2006 at 1:30 pm

[Modding_out]

Most users ever online was 284, 11.01.2006 at 01:30 PM.


If you go to the bottom of the forum directory you'll see this^^^ Now That was before my time, So I have to ask.

What were 284 people doing at 1:30 in the after noon? Sending hand porn and hairy guy pics to Harold? Or buying midgets, fat Ho's and blow up dolls off of Lincpimp?
Who knows.......


Please discuss........

[BrianG]

I asked Mike about this a while back and he said it was some kind of bug or something. Normally, it maxes out around 30-40 actual users. The rest are guests and search engine bots.

[lincpimp]

Before my time too. And I do not sell blow up dolls. That is just in bad taste. Plus the fat hoes like to sit on them and they cannot hold that kind of weight. At least the midgets heal up after those bovine honeys try to squash them.

[pinkpanda3310]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Before my time too. And I do not sell blow up dolls. That is just in bad taste.

Your not supposed to put them in your mouth.

[JThiessen]

Wasn't that about the time that we had the big crash and we lost the forum for a spell? Not many of us left from "the early days"

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by pinkpanda3310

Your not supposed to put them in your mouth.

Damn, and all this time I thought he was talking about chicks. Now you say it, I see the truth has been right in front of us all this time. How would he know about all of Harold's perversions if he were not there? My eyes are now open.

[Bondonutz]

Originally Posted by pinkpanda3310

Your not supposed to put them in your mouth.

I'm sure worse has ben in there ?

Until he got a tire patch kit for home, Harold was having to take the inflatable lovers to the tire shop for repairs. Now he can fix all the little pin sized punctures all over the rump area himself .

[lincpimp]

You got it all wrong bondo, the punctures were on the neck area. He would get pissed when the doll would reject him and he would roll over it with his chair...

I set him some glue but he somehow managed to stick the doll to himself in an inappropriate way ( not that there is an appropriate way to glue a love doll to yourself). The upshot was that the local grocery banned him, and the swan food delivery guy is suing him for public display... Luckliy for Harold the "cat lady" down the way brings him groceries and is very near sighted so she cannot make out what the doll is doing. She also thinks that Harold is mute, due to the fact it is very hard to talk with your lips glued to a rubber.... Hopefully he can stand the smell of cat poop, as that old bag is covered in it. Or else he may starve. At least he can run a door to door salesman off easily...

[nitrostarter]

Originally Posted by JThiessen

Not many of us left from "the early days"

I'm still here...

[_paralyzed_]

Man, James, way to spin a story....

The "glue" he sent me wasn't supposed to be glue. The doll(Katie) and I were supposed to share it. Linc payed me well to do it, and even sent me a video camera to record it.

Well, the "glue" wasn't salty, so I knew something was up, but Katie had already disrobed and I damn well aint wasting a viagra, they're too expensive.

The cat lady was recording it all when the glue started to set up. I waved to her to signal a problem, but she thought I wanted her to join in. To make a long story short, I've loved cats in ways that would even disgust freezebytes cat loving self.

In a panic I sent Linc a text asking what to do, he said go to the nearest business, somebody would surely help me. Just then, the doorbell rang. James thought it would be hilarious to have Swan's delivery drop me off some tampons and other feminine hygiene products. I rolled past him to the nearest business, the grocery store. Linc had phoned ahead warning them of the wheelchair rapist that was on his way.

The way those bagboys man handled me was the only good thing about that day.

The cat lady thinks we are "going steady" now, I have to buy my groceries off e-bay, and I sent Linc the tape but he still won't send me the second half of the money he paid me to do all this. I need that 37 cents. Nobody will give Katie the respect she deserves. They all say, "It's a deflated doll, covered in cat fecses". I respond, "how would you like it if I talked about your wife that way".

I keep telling myself to ignore Linc's perverted requests and advances, but he always has something shiny to distract me, and the next thing you know I'm fishing midgets out of my rectum.

As far as r/c goes, Lincpimp is the man. If he ever asks you to do "a three way trade" run, don't walk away. This is how he got me, and I haven't heard from Ian for awhile, so I can only assume Linc's basement holds one more.

Good luck and happy r/c'ing everybody

[What's_nitro?]

[JThiessen]

Originally Posted by nitrostarter

I'm still here...

Yeah, but your new avatar is very boring!!!!

Harold - your getting wittier by the day!!!

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by JThiessen

Harold - your getting wittier by the day!!!

I thought I was slowly losing my mind. We'll call it "wittier". I really think I may have early onset alzheimers. Atleast I don't have alzheimers.

[junkman]

Wow, I'm still here as well, pulling up about 1/8 of the post count of the rest of you though.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

I'm fishing midgets out of my rectum.

I bet that old fishing guy Bill Dance would love to join you on that! I bet he has a "tackle box" setup just for that circumstance.

@ whats-nitro - that picture is one of the funniest I have seen. I almost spit my drink on the keyboard. Mr comb-over rapist and that "special" kid look like a great pair, and the eager mom in the background is looking for some comb-over action!