I'm so depressed

[Semi Pro]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

[rabosi]

Lol!

[swiftneed]

thats so bad but funny lol

[MikeW]

I pissed my pants, thanks sir!

[JERRY2KONE]

Just a little bit warpped don't you think. I have to admit that I was laughing my @$$ off reading it though, because it all makes sense with the way things have gone over that period of time up to now. Talk about a revalation. Very funny punn.

[swiftneed]

And to think I was going to try and console a fellow RC"er LOL funny

[TexasSP]

I had tears, don't know yet whether from laughter or the sadness of the truth but what a great post!

[rabosi]

Originally Posted by Semi Pro

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said ..........mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
....

I'm really glad Roosevelt changed that slogan. The things people will mount when they are roaming around the desert.

[Finnster]

Lol pretty funny


I wonder what Bush would have said..:

"I have seen the Promised Land, and I dream we all can grab our shovels and plow the asses of our camels!"

Here is a story I heard.

A little boy, about 10 wants to buy his sick mother a nice present. He needs $100 to get it. So he decides to write God a letter and ask him for the money. So he does.


The employees at the post office are touched and send it to the White House.


Obama reads the letter and is touched himself. He orders his staff to send the little boy $20 dollars, believing that this would be a lot to a young boy.


The little boy gets a letter and opens it to find the 20 dollars, but he is somewhat disappointed. Never the less he is grateful and sits down to write God a thank you letter.


He tells God how grateful he is for the money, but he noticed the Washington DC post mark. At the close of his letter he says....."and God can you believe those bastards in Washington taxed it 80%!"

Nothings stopping you from leaving this country if you hate it so much.

[MikeW]

This is a joke that is going around the net...

Just FYI

[TexasSP]

There is sure a lot that seems to go over freezebyte's head, he's more naive than a 13 year old girl.

[What's_nitro?]

Hahaha Good one, SP!

Originally Posted by TexasSP

There is sure a lot that seems to go over freezebyte's head, he's more naive than a 13 year old girl.

Give him a minute...

[Semi Pro]

Originally Posted by Freezebyte

Nothings stopping you from leaving this country if you hate it so much.

Freezie i will buy you a ticket to France so i can have my country back, you will like it better there anyway, way more socialism