The RCM Comedy Roast!

[Modding_out]

It's been a little slow around here lately, and To spice thing up a bit, I want to have a good old fashioned comedy roast

The rules are:

*You can roast any one you like(rcm member/or celebrity)

*No bitching!!!!! this is just for fun emphasis onfun
no hard feelings

* If you don't have any smack to smack talk or just can't remember any
funny stuff.....Make shit up! as long as it's funny and tasteful. Also lets
keep the gay jokes to a minimum, to over used I know you guys can be
more imaginative

That's it! Now I know were all family here at RCM but I was just clarifying just in-case..... LET the roasting commence!!

[brushlessboy16]

Linc, and Harold. Enough said

[TexasSP]

Linc and Harold are gay lovers and are now having a child together, that's roasted enough for me. I imagine the child looking much like an Ewok or Chewbacca.

[bryan]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

Linc and Harold are gay lovers and are now having a child together, that's roasted enough for me. I imagine the child looking much like an Ewok or Chewbacca.

I was actually thinking the unidentical twins would more resemble shrek and donkey!

[brushlessboy16]

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

With all the rules this'll be dull ?
I can't think of anything much funnier than homo jokes ?

Your face is a homo joke

[bryan]

Originally Posted by brushlessboy16

Your face is a homo joke

This coming from a black man running from the law with a pair of scissors

[brushlessboy16]

Originally Posted by bryan

This coming from a black man running from the law with a pair of scissors

I found out that if I take my shoes off, I run a hell of a lot faster (proven fact) and as long as I dont smile, Im damn near invisible in the dark..

If we were running from the police i would have a lot better chance than you at hiding as there are more period's of dark, then there are of white out blizzards(the only condition in which you disappear)

[Finnster]

If Harold knew running was this much fun, he find a way to get his lazy, crippled fatass out of the chair.



Run Harold Run! Catch that Linc of your dreams!

[Bondonutz]

Finn and one of the single Moms he likes so much

[Finnster]

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

Finn and one of the single Moms he likes so much

Yea :) Yer ex-GF gives great rides. Best 10 rubles I ever spent (which I guess is 5 more than you paid to import her.)

Its nice she takes debit cards tho, I can just run my card right down the crack of her ace. ;0

[TexasSP]

Look, I found a rare pic of linc and harold's love child!

[redshift]

This ain't no Dean Martin roast

[lincpimp]

"Your Momma" jokes would be better...

Such as, "hey Harold, your momma is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck"

Or "Bondoballz, your momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn"

Or, "Finn, your momma is like a tv, anyone can turn her on"

And my fav "Your momma is so dumb she thinks her bed is a Ferrari"

And here is a nice shot of Hippie on his european vacation last year. He tried to blend in by wearing authentic clothing:

This would be lincpimps idea of a good idea.





End the end, someone always gets it in the end




Or you could just be a "BEAR" of a man




Do you guys hate me for not having a brushless truck anymore? I sense no love anymore