Dead birds & fish

[PBO]

Interesting phenomenon that in part is being blamed on fireworks in our local press...Sydney lets about 30 tonne go each NYE & nothings dead around here

Must be a few (wild) theories out there for what is surely a coincidence of natural events?

Personally, I'm waiting for the day it rains frogs...

[rabosi]

The fish died when the alien spacecraft powered up to leave the water. The birds died when the craft transitioned to ludicrous speed.

[brainanator]

rabosi has a pretty good idea...

seriously though, it's kind of unnerving...

[TexasSP]

The fish and birds were all a part of a cult called The Branch Animilians. It was all a part of a mass coordinated suicide. They believed it would free them from the evil alien spirits dumped into volcanoes billions of years ago that were flown aboard spaceships the looked exactly like DC9's. It is believed that the only thing that could have stopped the suicide would be the mysterious golden tablets to be found and translated. Unfortunately they were found but lost so the suicide had to move forth.

[PBO]

Tex, I think you're on to something there...makes perfect sense

I was thinking it might have been astronauts testing the ultra secret, alien repelling high energy sound beam but rabosi's post gave me doubts

[TexasSP]

Personally I blame the donkey's for telling the alien story to the birds and fish in the first place. I know they thought it was funny but what a bunch of jackasses. I mean, now thousands are dead.

Rabosi's story is what the donkey's put out to try a put the blame elsewhere. It was lie fabricated by a chipmunk in league with the donkeys. Apparently the chipmunk clans where upset about the birds getting their nuts and how the fish had the birds dropping them into the water so they could eat them too. Chip and Dale where responsible for bringing the tribes together to con the donkey's with their plan. They promised the donkeys that the fish and birds would love the stories.

Little did Chip and Dale know that Woody and Buzz where hiding out listening to their plans and leaked the truth. I mean one can't really blame the donkey's as they where scammed.

Doc Hudson will be trying Chip and Dale for murder and the trial is becoming known as the Scapegoat's Chipmunk Trials. Chip and Dale claim innocence and say the trial is a farce. They put the blame on fundamentalist monkey's and say the monkey's framed them and paid off Woody and Buzz to lie while also funneling money to Doc Hudson to stage the trial and convict them.

Even if convicted though Chip and Dale swear they will appeal.

[josh9mille]

I have no idea what killed those birds and fish, but i bet you dollars to donuts that we will never ever find out the true cause.

Guys, I have a confession to make..

I killed the fish, and the birds, and just a couple days ago I killed a bunch of crabs too. I'm sorry.

In all seriousness though it is very peculiar/slightly frightening. My best guess would be something having to do with either pollution or some sort of deep sea monster-alien conspiracy.

[What's_nitro?]

They hit LVC.....

[FG101C]

Well at least they died doing what they love.....

[JERRY2KONE]

Seriously though? Looking at what could really cause such a phenomenon is pretty weird don't you think? My first thought was a Goverment cover up, which could either be some kind of chemical poison release, or some new virus that they don't wnat teh general population to know about. Or maybe testing of some new Gov doomsday weapon from outer space, like a lazer beam satelite system. We have seen such technological breakthroughs in movies for a few years now so maybe they are getting closer to finalizing such a tool by testing it on ground targets. Like previously stated we may never really know what it was for sure.

[brushlessboy16]

Not so serious answer- It's just naptime!

Serious answer- Supposedly there was a large flare up of solar wind that threw off the birds and made them careen into the ground!

Hmm,blunt force trauma to the skull...maybe it's a military optical stealth experiment that we shouldn't know about that the birds flew into...


We will never know...

[Semi Pro]

come on guys you are makeing this to hard, the dead birds fell from the sky because dead birds cant fly

thats was easy and im not even doctor like suess

[SunnyHouTX]

Priceless, Semi... priceless.