Survivor - Wisconsin Style

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Survivor - Wisconsin Style




Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do it's
own entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style"....

The contestants will start in Milwaukee , travel up to Sheboygan and on to
Manitowoc and Green Bay . Then they will head over to Wausau and up to
Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and
Superior Then back down through Rice Lake , Eau Claire and all the way down to
Madison and back over to Milwaukee .
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a
large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian.
Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears. Cheese is
high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to
confiscate your guns.
The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive WINS!

Good luck to all contestants.