500th Post! - RC-Monster Forums

**500th Post! -** 01.31.2010, 05:32 PM

I just hit 500 posts (ok, actually 503rd, i was a little late, so shoot me), but thanks to my RC-monster family for allowing me to post 503 stupid questions, bad jokes, and worthless nonsense such as this post.

_paralyzed_ · 02.01.2010, 09:41 PM

What the hell guys, no party over here?

I hope you have learned something in your 500 posts, that's why I stick around.

HHappy 500th!!

lincpimp · 11:40 PM

I laugh at your pathetic post count. I have easily eclisped you in worthless, quasi-witty banter and purposelss links. Plus I have rick-rolled just about everyone on here!!! A minor achievement but I like to think I have, maybe, possibly, hopefully pissed everyone here off just a little bit, if only once.

I did like your thread about visiting me, but good taste prevailed and it was canned. Probasbly for the best, I would not want anyone to get the wrong idea about me. That would be that I actually like you, or anyone else from the 'sippi.

I will award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

I would also like to take the time to point out that Harold has a fondness for hairy dudes that pass wind frequently. Disgusting if you ask me. Him and bondoballz will make a nice couple (said while chocking on uncontrollable projectile vomit due to mental image of last sentence).

_paralyzed_ · 02.01.2010, 11:56 PM

I wondered what happened to the visit the Linc thread. I missed it. DAMN IT. It must have gotten juicy, like my hairy man boobs.

lincpimp · 02.02.2010, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

like my hairy man boobs...

Covered in bondo... (still vomitting in my mouth) AHHHHHH

Bondonutz · 02.02.2010, 12:05 AM

I'll be shaving my chest tonight, the thought of Harold sharpning his pencil while thinking of my macho hairyness distrurbs me.

Linc, Hope you choke on the Prophylactic you vomitted up.

BrianG · 02.02.2010, 12:12 AM

500? Phsaw! Let us know when you get to 5000, or better yet, 50,000.

02.02.2010, 07:58 PM

02.02.2010, 08:09 PM

I'll pm the more distasteful ones to u Harold and one that i forgot to post just then. As for u Linc , how dare u say my post count is pathetic, your choice of fashion the morning after is pathetic!

And everyone already has the wrong idea about you, but feel good in the fact that i know about your retardiness and the other disorder, oops did i let that slip?

lincpimp · 02.02.2010, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast5sRevo88

your choice of fashion the morning after is pathetic!

Hey I was trying to take your mind off the fact you had just swallowed "Plan B"... Lord knows I do not need any lil pimps running around, and I certainly do not want a love child with you. Harold thinks it feels like a 5 gallon bucket, he should give you a try... Bet the whole wheelchair would fit... sideways... with him still on it, hairy jugs and all...

Bondonutz · 02.02.2010, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lincpimp

Hey I was trying to take your mind off the fact you had just swallowed "Plan B"... Lord knows I do not need any lil pimps running around, and I certainly do not want a love child with you. Harold thinks it feels like a 5 gallon bucket, he should give you a try... Bet the whole wheelchair would fit... sideways... with him still on it, hairy jugs and all...

Har Har Har !

Very discriptive.
God I love this forum !

lincpimp · 02.02.2010, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Bondonutz

Har Har Har !

Very discriptive.
God I love this forum !

Glad I can satisfy you...

Bondonutz · 02.02.2010, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by lincpimp

Glad I can satisfy you...

I think my humor is the only thing you have a chance of satisfying, from what Harold tells me if you stuck your crank in a Cheerio you couldn't break it.

lincpimp · 02.02.2010, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bondonutz

I think my humor is the only thing you have a chance of satisfying, from what Harold tells me if you stuck your crank in a Cheerio you couldn't break it.

So you admit to playing for the women's team... Hmm, I thought this was all fun and games, never expected to have a forum member actually come out of the closet. Good for you, you do not have to live the lie anymore.

I would like to ask everyone here to congratulate Bondo, it takes alot of courage to do something like this, especially considering how old he is. I hope that everyone here can be as understanding and supportive as I am.

But I do ask that you consider the heterosexual preclusions of the rest of us and refrain from posting anything lewd or licentious. You can always consult with Harold if you like, as he is in a similar situation as you and can offer the kind of advise that only years of experience can provide.

And please stop thinking about my crank, that crosses the line. Unless you happen to be viewing a picture of the space needle in Seattle as that always tends to remind people of said crank, if the crank is viewed at a considerable distance as the scope of said crank is generally too much to be properly viewed in its entirety by the naked eye within 1000yrds.

Bondonutz · 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lincpimp

So you admit to playing for the women's team... Hmm, I thought this was all fun and games, never expected to have a forum member actually come out of the closet. Good for you, you do not have to live the lie anymore.

I would like to ask everyone here to congratulate Bondo, it takes alot of courage to do something like this, especially considering how old he is. I hope that everyone here can be as understanding and supportive as I am.

But I do ask that you consider the heterosexual preclusions of the rest of us and refrain from posting anything lewd or licentious. You can always consult with Harold if you like, as he is in a similar situation as you and can offer the kind of advise that only years of experience can provide.

And please stop thinking about my crank, that crosses the line. Unless you happen to be viewing a picture of the space needle in Seattle as that always tends to remind people of said crank, if the crank is viewed at a considerable distance as the scope of said crank is generally too much to be properly viewed in its entirety by the naked eye within 1000yrds.

OK,OK, I yield, You win.
Your dictionary and thesaurus is bigger than mine LOL.

I'd rather you Rick&Roll me then have to read through all the dribble.