How to keep squirrels off your deck.

[josh9mille]

I came across this on my drag racing forum, thought i would share with you guys.

How to keep squirrels off your deck! @ Yahoo! Video

[nitrostarter]

Thanks for that LOL!!

My girlfriend thought that was a little inhumane, but i told her at least he didn't shoot them cause they sure are tasty!!

That is a damn good idea, this way you don't have to worry about shot in the meat!

[RCShocker]

Ive heard of "flying" squirrels.................


And now I know how they are made !!!!!

Love it

LOL, yeah that was going around about this time last year too. I was ROFLMAO!

[magman]

outstanding! Great idea. Only problem with those critters is if one moves out of an area 2 more are waiting to take its place

[Bondonutz]

Originally Posted by magman

outstanding! Great idea. Only problem with those critters is if one moves out of an area 2 more are waiting to take its place

Oh well, more ammo then ?
Seen this video a while ago, still halarious !

[JERRY2KONE]

Thanks for sharing this one with us. My wife & I were nearly pissing ourselves watching that. I think it a great way to train your squirls. They will either be too scared to come back for more, or maybe become adrenalin junkies and keep comming back for more rides. What a great way to entertain your friends before dinner. That was pretty funny.

[reno911]

Thanks for sharing got a good laugh out of that one. I should look into that. Though I think I would go for an more automatic trigger rather than sitting inside waiting.

We just run em over with our cars up here all the time and the little suckers still breed so fast, we can't put a dent in the population. They harass dogs and cats constantly, ruins bird houses/feeders, chew/claw rooftops, shingles, duct work, make nests in rain gutters, poop all over the place. Worst part is there not even a native species to this area.

I always enjoyed this method of squirrel control


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LOL! good one! Pull!

Here is my squirrel getter. She is in her Halloween outfit, She hates it! Lol. The rest of the time she is a dedicated squirrel catching machine. She is not much bigger than a squirrel though. She will jump 5' up a tree for one.

[simplechamp]

I had to double-take when I first looked at the thread title, I thought it said "How to keep squirrels of your dick"

Seemed obvious to me, don't put acorns in your pants

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by simplechamp

I had to double-take when I first looked at the thread title, I thought it said "How to keep squirrels of your dick"

Seemed obvious to me, don't put acorns in your pants

Snap, that is funny.

Down here in da dell (my hometown, wassup dawg) a squirrel is a little dorky guy who like to annoy the living funk out of any decent person (or me). Luckily most of the squirrels here are straight so I have never had an issue with a squirrel bothering my tackle. But for you yanks and peeps in cali homo squirrels may be a big issue. I suggest a swift kick to the nuts followed by a good slap and a live badger up the nose. Works everytime. Yeah baby, I like it like that!!!

Originally Posted by simplechamp

I had to double-take when I first looked at the thread title, I thought it said "How to keep squirrels of your dick"

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You might enjoy having extra nuts packed in your sack but the rest of us... eh no