The RCM Comedy Roast!

[Modding_out]

It's been a little slow around here lately, and To spice thing up a bit, I want to have a good old fashioned comedy roast

The rules are:

*You can roast any one you like(rcm member/or celebrity)

*No bitching!!!!! this is just for fun emphasis onfun
no hard feelings

* If you don't have any smack to smack talk or just can't remember any
funny stuff.....Make shit up! as long as it's funny and tasteful. Also lets
keep the gay jokes to a minimum, to over used I know you guys can be
more imaginative

That's it! Now I know were all family here at RCM but I was just clarifying just in-case..... LET the roasting commence!!

[brushlessboy16]

Linc, and Harold. Enough said

[TexasSP]

Linc and Harold are gay lovers and are now having a child together, that's roasted enough for me. I imagine the child looking much like an Ewok or Chewbacca.

[bryan]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

Linc and Harold are gay lovers and are now having a child together, that's roasted enough for me. I imagine the child looking much like an Ewok or Chewbacca.

I was actually thinking the unidentical twins would more resemble shrek and donkey!

[Bondonutz]

Finn and one of the single Moms he likes so much

[Finnster]

[rchippie]

Originally Posted by Finnster

FINNSTER that is great

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

Finn and one of the single Moms he likes so much

Yea :) Yer ex-GF gives great rides. Best 10 rubles I ever spent (which I guess is 5 more than you paid to import her.)

Its nice she takes debit cards tho, I can just run my card right down the crack of her ace. ;0

[TexasSP]

Look, I found a rare pic of linc and harold's love child!

[redshift]

This ain't no Dean Martin roast

[lincpimp]

"Your Momma" jokes would be better...

Such as, "hey Harold, your momma is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck"

Or "Bondoballz, your momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn"

Or, "Finn, your momma is like a tv, anyone can turn her on"

And my fav "Your momma is so dumb she thinks her bed is a Ferrari"

And here is a nice shot of Hippie on his european vacation last year. He tried to blend in by wearing authentic clothing:

This would be lincpimps idea of a good idea.





End the end, someone always gets it in the end




Or you could just be a "BEAR" of a man




Do you guys hate me for not having a brushless truck anymore? I sense no love anymore

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by Freezebyte

This would be lincpimps idea of a good idea.

Move down south, in the heat you will do ANYTHING to get cool...

Originally Posted by Freezebyte

Do you guys hate me for not having a brushless truck anymore? I sense no love anymore

Pretty sure it has something to do with you "questionable" body art:



Hang on, you said "I sense no love anymore", what had you believing that anyone here ever liked you? I cannot think of one moment that would make me think so...

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Hang on, you said "I sense no love anymore", what had you believing that anyone here ever liked you? I cannot think of one moment that would make me think so...

I hate you.....

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by Freezebyte

I hate you.....

In the best possible way I am sure.

Same way you hate rich self made people and and those of us that knew better than to buy SMC lipos...

Got that 2 stroke smell out of your civic yet?

Finn: yo mamma's so fat that I would make fun of her to her face but I only have half a tank of gas.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.