Just for Laughs...

[HotnCold]

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she
pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"

[jollyjumper]

unf'ing believeable

[suicideneil]

Now that made me LOL for certain. Good one, may have to share that with a few people.

[Sylvester]

LMAO!! Great joke HnC!

[jnev]

Thanks for sharing. That was hilarious!! I'll have to share that with some people.

[HotnCold]

I just saw this one - here goes...

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Billy Bob and Rufus worked together in a Georgia clothing factory. Both were laid off, so they went to the Unemployment Office.
When asked his occupation, Billy Bob said,"Panty Stitcher -- I sew elastic into ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up "Panty Stitcher," and it was listed as "Unskilled Laborer," so she put him down for $300 a week unemployment pay.
She asked Rufus his occupation, and he said, "Diesel Fitter," which was listed as a skilled job. She put him down for $600 a week.
When Billy Bob found out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his co-worker got twice the money.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are non-skilled, and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Billy Bob. "I sew the elastic on the panties, and Rufus puts 'em over his head and says, "Diesel Fitter."

[jnev]

Great joke once again. I can't seem to find any jokes ion the internet.