Old farts Club 40+ yrs old

[Gee]

Gained a year last month. Thougt it was the big 43 until a friend broke out the calculator. Only 42 year young. Eye sight is still going strong but don't like playing catcher anymore. Knees ache from all drinking I guess. I retired from the annual snowshoe softball tournement a couple years back. The redish blond beard I grow evey fall is more blond then red anymore. Still plenty of it, enough on my ass to weave a small rug. Where the hell are all these ear and nose hairs coming from? I do notice I grown and grunt a lot more. Usually bending over to pick something up. Started making my own antenna magnets to pick up the screws tha fall on the floor.