Once in a Blue Moon!

[BrianG]

If you think about it, $5k is chump change. Think of all the money spent on the dating thing, then if things work right, engagement, wedding, kids, etc, etc. And then, as Linc alluded to; she never says "no". No "not tonight I have a headache", PMS, arguments over your hobby and how much you spend on it, etc. Not to mention you know "where she's been". Really, it's quite a deal after you add it all up. When you're done with her, just put her back in her crate.