laptop is dead

[_paralyzed_]

I haven't been on in a day or so. My laptop died and I don't have much time up to be on my desktop.

A computer geek friend of mine posted a query on facebook wondering what the acronym "dsfargeg" stood for. Since I have oodles of spare time I figured I could google the shit out of it and get to the definition of said acronym.

Well, every search led to forums, and every path I went down led to "this user has been banned from this forum". The urban dictionary definition is something about spam.

I clicked on a youtube video that I stumbled upon and BLAMMO I had a virus. It was one of those fake virus programs that pops up and tells you that you're computer is infected. It has taken over my browser and won't allow me to get online, it will only allow me to go to their site and buy their software.

Now that this happened I remember it was shortly after searching for this term that my computer locked up last time. It may be unrelated and just a coincidence, I don't know, what do y'all think?

What would have happened if I bought that software? My money goes to a nigerian bank account and my hard drive starts on fire?

It's frickin' annoying. I had good AV software on there too.

So go search for dsfargeg. See what happens