my small rural hometown, pop. 3000

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Mayrand said, “It hurt my feelings. They were my friends. They basically trashed me.”

You were this guy's friend?? Did you have to rely on him to push you out the door when you were too pissed

A man of your talent should be able to rig up a diff (from those scooters maybe) and some steering (a t bar between the legs). I imagine it would look kind of like a super minature trackor puller with you hunched over it