I could really use some help...

[mkrusedc]

At least you are a ripe banana!

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by mkrusedc

At least you are a ripe banana!

Thanks for the optimistic outlook! I feel a little better now. But that just means I am in my prime, and will decline soon. I don't want to turn brown!

[BL_RV0]

Better 'n bein' a green banana! But, you will slowly decline into a brown banana, a black banana, a floppy, black banana, and then.... a lump o' banana!

Originally Posted by BL_RV0

Better 'n bein' a green banana! But, you will slowly decline into a brown banana, a black banana, a floppy, black banana, and then.... a lump o' banana!

Actually... don't bananas go bad all at once?

[JERRY2KONE]

Ya know when I spotted this thread my first thought was hell linc needs our help?? How odd is that? I should have known that he was up to something. I think he is just trying to get into some old ladies trunk.... You might want to have some plastic surgery to remove that big ugly mole on your chin you sick puppy. Face it linc you are doomed and there is nothing that you can do to stop it. Whats that smell???? Oh its just lincpimp rotting away in some old ladies toilet.

[BL_RV0]

Originally Posted by Fkyx

Actually... don't bananas go bad all at once?

No. Stare at a banana for a few days and you will see that it gradually gets browner and browner. First just spots, and then it is enveloped in a shield of brown-ness.