End Cap for Neu

[Gee]

Looks like I will have to take the Neu to the grocery store to measure the caps on the bottles in the fruit juice isle. Wait I just got new digital calipers. I'll put on some high water brown slacks, black dress shoes and white sock. Steal a pocket protector from the guys in engineering (still a couple that use them) and stand in the isle with a note pad and measure them. Chicks dig the nerds!

[bruce750i]

Don't forget the white tape holding your bifocals together. And say things to yourself like "Yeah Peoples Court is on at five" or " Two hundred thirty five yeah Two hundred thirty five toothpicks on the floor"

[lincpimp]

Where have you been? Chicks dig money, and queer looking guys. End of story.

Lucky for me I have money, but I offset that by making fun of queer looking guys to their face. Chicks do not like it when you make queer looking guys cry, I think it reminds them that those guys are not queer looking for no reason....

Good thing I am married, huh!!!