I ate crap !!

[lincpimp]

At a loss for words right now. Just imagining if "bingo wings" would actually allow flight. Could you imagine them dropping from the sky when they ran low on insulin... I would be changing alot more car roofs...

[Bondonutz]

A good buddy of mine who is 5'6" and weighs 115lbs loves giant moo-cow thunder thighed bitches.
He says, " I love a woman I can climb " That's a sick little man ?

[BL_RV0]

Maybe the little guys like them for protection. And opening jars they can't.

[jayjay283]

1 week later, not bad, human body repairs itself very nice, Props to big G.O.D.

[lincpimp]

Good to see that you are healing up, and that you are now wearing your hat the white way...

You still need a shave though... I always figured you would be older, seeing as how you slur when you type... Maybe just the alcohol typing, huh!!!

And that is some ugly wall decoration too, c-mon, a milk bottle? Do you stare at it when you are dropping a deuce?

[jayjay283]

I should look olderish @ 38. Booze is 90% water, keep yourself hydrated, Hydrate with beer !!



lol the decorating,... Rican I dunno green , rican salsa boogie ,thats like Creole crap isnt that how your buildings are painted down south

[BL_RV0]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

And that is some ugly wall decoration too, c-mon, a milk bottle? Do you stare at it when you are dropping a deuce?

[Bondonutz]

Why the the duct taped door ?

[nitrostarter]

linc you bust everyone's chops, but that made me LMAO!

[jayjay283]

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

Why the the duct taped door ?

Honestly LOL.. My lady moved in her nephew. age 16. he spent to much time in the bathroom with my free maxims. 1 bathroom house. Mine. I pay the rent soley. MINE. so I spazzed and kicked the door into shreds when I had to poo. Not like it cant be fixed, but im telling you a duct tape door is nice. Hand tiolet paper through or cat food cans. Door with many flaps lol

[rawfuls]

LOLOLOL

[Bondonutz]

So he was in the bathroom sharpning his pencil ? I bet it was difficult keeping a stiffy with a crazed crap filled maniac kicking in the door ?
Thats to funny !

[BL_RV0]

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

So he was in the bathroom sharpning his pencil ? I bet it was difficult keeping a stiffy with a crazed crap filled maniac kicking in the door ?
Thats to funny !

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

I should look olderish @ 38. Booze is 90% water, keep yourself hydrated, Hydrate with beer !!

lol the decorating,... Rican I dunno green , rican salsa boogie ,thats like Creole crap isnt that how your buildings are painted down south

Yeah, some artsy fartsy people sown sounth may have crappy soup can drawings hanging on the walls... Not me, I have one off art done by my buddy (very talented painter) and a few pieces done by my wife (also quite talented...) plus my office has a bunch of the vintage mirrored booze signs you would see in an old time bar...

Most of that was recent, my house used to be the party house, so most rooms had 4ft black lights on the walls and some sort of strobe/lazer/disco ball aparatus to woo the ladies into ditching their threads... Good times, good times...

Originally Posted by nitrostarter

linc you bust everyone's chops, but that made me LMAO!

Glad I could make you laugh Cory, now get back in the basement!

Originally Posted by jayjay283

Honestly LOL.. My lady moved in her nephew. age 16. he spent to much time in the bathroom with my free maxims. 1 bathroom house. Mine. I pay the rent soley. MINE. so I spazzed and kicked the door into shreds when I had to poo. Not like it cant be fixed, but im telling you a duct tape door is nice. Hand tiolet paper through or cat food cans. Door with many flaps lol

HEHE, I put my fist thru the bathroom door once. Luckily it is the guest bathroom door in the hallway, so I found a restroom sign and screwed it over the hole!

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

So he was in the bathroom sharpning his pencil ? I bet it was difficult keeping a stiffy with a crazed crap filled maniac kicking in the door ?
Thats to funny !

I wonder if the jeopardy music was playing in his head as he tried to finish before the door gave up the ghost?

[BL_RV0]

James... I can see your house now... An epileptic's nightmare with NS NS NS NS NS NS NS NS DUNNA-NUH-DUNNA-DUNNA-NUH-NUH-NUH-DUNNA-NUH-DUNNA-DUNNA-NUH-NUH-NUH NS NS NS NS in the background...