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[TexasSP]

So a bar gets a donkey as a tab payment and doesn't know what do do with it.
One of the managers comes up with a contest idea to see if anyone can make the donkey laugh.
The put a large fish tank by the door and charge 5 dollars per entry, the winner gets whatever is in the fish tank.
Months go by and no one is successful.
Finally one night a stranger walks in and drops his 5 bucks in the tank and goesinto the room with the donkey.
Pretty soon everyone can hear the donkey laughing away, haw haw, hee haw, haw haw haw, hee haw, and so on.
The stranger proceeds to collect his money and leave.
Dissapointed the bar employees ponder over a new contest idea with the donkey.
The manager decides to have the contest be to make the donkey cry, same fish tank, same 5 dollar entry.
Again months go by and the fish tank fills up but alas no winners.
Well in one night walks the same stranger who won the first contest.
He drops his 5 dollars in the tank and goes to the room with the donkey.
Pretty soon everyone hears the donkey boohooing away like he lost his mother.
Out walks the guy to collect his money when the manager stops him.
The manager says "look you'll get your money and all but we really wanna know how you did that"
The stranger says "well to make him laugh I told him my penis was bigger than his" then he pauses:
The manager says "and to make him cry"
The stranger says "oh that, I just pulled it out and proved it to him"

[Metallover]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

my penis was bigger than his

Reminds me of a SOAD song.