Whenever I need cash, I just pickup on crack dealing and stop whenever I get what I need. Pays bills nicely, you should try it. Remember, be the nice crack dealer, not the scary one. Scares all the suburb kids when you do that. Make sure to smile when you're there too, they like that.
Wow. If one could make real hard cash selling crack, everybody would be doing it. If crack dealers were smart enough and knew how much money real investors make, they would stop selling crack in a heart beat. I don't invest for myself anymore, but I do it for another person. I'm a poor bastard just to make sure that person is set for life. That person makes more in a day then many crack dealers make in a year. Smart money will always beat illegal money. Lets try and keep this about stocks and helping one invest in his future. It that was a joke, it needed some of these: .