lol, reminds me of that episode of southpark where the anti-smoking group comes to their school and raps about not smoking. in the rap they say the kids could grow up to just like them if they didn't smoke, so they all started smoking.
They say a good mechanic only needs 2 tools - WD40 & Duct tape. If it moves, and its not supposed to, duct tape. If it doesn't move, and its supposed to, WD40.