I thought this was funny.

[georgec]

I got this one in my email today

The Train Ride
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Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
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The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand-print on his cheek.
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No one speaks.
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The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
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The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
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Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
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George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.