I thought this was funny.

[Modding_out]

[georgec]

The eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Green, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband, “she said.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:

"Bob, do we still have intercourse?"
There was a complete hush - you could have heard a pin drop.
Bob answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Irma, I've told you a hundred times....What we have is


Blue
Cross!"

[pinkpanda3310]

A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.


She tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."



The drunk says: "Tits."

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