I found this funny...

[lincpimp]

Maybe it is just me but i find homo jokes pretty funny. Not insecure about not being gay, I guess I just don't care and find it funny cause that is the way I am. I do agree that alot of people make homo jokes cause they have some sort of issue with homos. Or maybe issues with themselves? Who knows.

Pranking a gay chat line is funny. And sick too, mainly cause chatting with some other dude about his "extraciricular activites" is a bit questionable IMO.

And Bondo just wishes I would drop trou' and squueze out a cleveland steamer on his chest. He just loves that kind of stuff. Very sick and twisted. I had to move recently cause he was mailing me pics that were too gross to describe. Abusing the postal system, shame on you dude.

[Bondonutz]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

cleveland steamer

Where do you come up w/stuff like this ??

Thanks for the harty laugh James

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Originally Posted by Bondonutz

Where do you come up w/stuff like this ??

Thanks for the harty laugh James

I show him things, he shows me things. Saturday we are going to try the first male/male portugese breakfast

[nitrostarter]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Abusing the postal system, shame on you dude.

Hmmm... I smell a hypocrite...

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Originally Posted by nitrostarter

Hmmm... I smell a hypocrite...

you should probably shower then, if you can smell yourself that means your odor is quite pungent to those around you

[georgec]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw a breathtakingly beautiful woman boarding the
plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his row.
As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."

"Really?" he said... "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but
my friends call me Bubba.

[georgec]

The Assumption Parish Sheriff's Department reported finding a man's body in Belle River just south of the Spunky Monkey Tavern.

He apparently drowned after consuming an excessive amount of alcohol. The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt with matching bra, bright red lipstick, eye shadow, a short skirt and an Obama T-shirt.

The deputy removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the man's family any unnecessary embarrassment.