my buddy's craigslist ad

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Dunno why the link no worky

It was an ad for a "1974 honda cb750k lady machine". The text was as follows:

If I wasn't so busy getting laid driving this bitch into town for smokes I'd keep it, but I got too many man projects going on to deal with all the rotten jine I been pullin. As you can see this bitch has a top notch garage dust paint scheme with custom gurgle pipes. The top end of the bike was professionally rebuilt last year by a professional (thank God), and has only a few hundred miles on it. The bike needs a bit of tuning to get it running right but I am so busy burning up electrical systems with my cave man charger that I am constantly replacing electrical systems. Tom says the charger is fine, but what the fuck does he know? The tires are brand new last year and only have a few hundred smoke runs on them. I put a lot a dough into the bike and would like to sell it to fix up my golf cart so I can drink wine and cruise around my yard looking for more shit to burn. Come down and check er out. If you smoke Camel 99's I'll bum you my whole pack. 952 873 6757 is the house, if Dad answers ask for Dave or 763 656 3934

The seat is real nice, and the title is perfect. Master cylinder is rebuilt, and it doesn't leak the oil.

The ad really was funny, the pics helped. Dunno. Link works for me and isn't flagged.